HE BEAT IT!

Not only is he comfortable with his girth, he's also a good friend. Cuz the guy next to him looks loaded and he's holding him up.

DON'T WANT TO GET ALL FANCY

DENIS LEARY ON RED SOX, MEL GIBSON

Denis Leary joins the Red Sox broadcast booth and hilarity ensues.

Thank you, Glumbert.

NOW HERE'S A MOVIE...